Women in Gray (WIG)

The Women in Gray (灰色の組織), also known as "that group of counterproductive, unpredictable, and annoying nuisances", "a pack of unfathomable decisions in dire need of management rehab", and "the Wigglas" are an organization funded by a somewhat low-profile philanthropist, attempting to provide an alternative means of delivery, escort, and observation services, ideally under the guise of covert operation.

However, no one could have possibly guessed that was the case, as their operations are rarely anything but negligent carnage and a battery of near-misses.

It would seem that this organization of fluctuating employee count only ever consists of misfits who either by requirement or absolute preference commandeer the worst known self-defense/offensive options of all mankind.  Many question their weapon of choice, but few dare to confront them.

At the end of the day, as long as the VIP reaches its destination in one piece, the Women in Gray believe that they are socially pardoned for their sins.
(This has never been confirmed by anyone)

Meet the Organization

(But cover your ears)

Defender Alaska

AKA Moron

-Weapon of choice:
Colt Model 601

-Proficiency: reflecting sunlight off of her skin

Courier Delica

AKA Moron

-Weapon of choice:
Military Armament Corporation Model 11 (MAC-11)

-Proficiency: not letting go of the trigger

Debaser Milpa

AKA Moron

-Weapon of choice:
China Lake Grenade Launcher

-Proficiency: strong back muscles

Courier Hiace

AKA Moron

-Weapon of choice:
(fake) Villar Perosa submachine gun

-Proficiency: chews her food thorougly

Courier Largo

AKA Moron

-Weapons of choice:
Fleming 51K (HK51K)
AMT AutoMag II

-Proficiency: ignoring emails