Wet Witch Oizo
Governer of the Cold Lands and enjoyer of the ska genre.
Some say that she's never missed a single vacation day in her entire life and that she hates beans.
All we know is that she occasionally surfs and enjoys impaling trespassers with allegedly indestructible icicles that she throws by hand.
Hot Witch Krav
Governer of the Lava Lands and enjoyer of the rockabilly genre.
Some say that she possesses an inconsolable addiction to ice cream and often complains about the house with chicken legs twenty-three miles over.
All we know is that she really likes glaring at people and is confident in her intruder-immolation skills.